as slow as a broken down snail

as dirty as a dustbin lid

as ugly as home-made soap

as happy as dog with two tails

as crooked as dog's hind leg

as nervous as a brick wall

as brave as the first men who ate an oyster

as cold as an ex-wife heart

as welcome as a wet shoe

as noisy as two skeletons dancing on a tin roof

as scarce as hen's teeth

Не оч в тему, но прикольно:

Can You hear me?.. -- Ты можешь меня здесь?...
Manicure -- Деньги лечат
I’m just asking -- Я всего лишь король жоп
I have been there -- У меня там фасоль
Bye bye baby, baby good bye -- Купи купи ребенка, ребенок хорошая покупка
To be or not to be -- Две пчелы или не две пчелы
Oh, dear -- Ах, олень.
I’m going to make you mine -- Я иду копать тебе шахту
Finnish people -- Конченые люди
Good products -- Бог на стороне уток
Let’s have a party -- Давайте организуем партию
I’ve just saw your balance sheet -- Видел я ваш баланс... так себе баланс
Let it be! -- Давайте есть пчел!
I love you baby - Я люблю вас, бабы